Scaramouche | 国崩 | Wanderer (
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--Lone Wolf and Cub--
[Maybe it was stupid to go "fuck it" and run away from his mother's house last month, but frankly Kunikaki cannot be bothered to think it was stupid. He is seventeen and absolutely fucking tired of his mother's bullshit and his sister's somehow worse bullshit. (He gets it, he understands that his mother never recovered from her sister's death, but he doesn't have to deal with it anymore.) So yeah, he ran away.
And now he's pretty sure some freak is following him as he winds his way through the city, trying to escape the fucker, but whatever. He'll make do.]
And now he's pretty sure some freak is following him as he winds his way through the city, trying to escape the fucker, but whatever. He'll make do.]
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Kuni stops. He needs money.]
Thirty seconds.
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I've got some business that'll be taking me out of the city for a while. The people I work with will need someone to help them out for a few days while I'm gone... And it'd be nice if you could housesit my place as well. Just until I get back.
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[Is it the mafia?]
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It's a small private eye agency. That's why they're gonna need another set of hands while I'm gone.
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[It sounds pretty simple, or at least safer than the mafia.]
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[He looks surprised by how easy that was, but also pretty pleased.]
Great! The name's Heizou, by the way. What should I call you?
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[He is not giving his name.]
Or Wanda, there's some kids who can't say that so either one works. I guess.
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Wanda, huh? Sounds good to me~
Have you eaten yet, Wanda? We can grab something before I show you where I live if you want, Wanda.
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I know you can say Wanderer. Use it, or I'll find somewhere else to sleep and your job can get fucked.
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Alright, alright, I'll save it for an emergency.
[Heizou, what--]
C'mon, I'll get you something to eat on the way.
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[Okay, whatever. He'll start to follow.]
Why me?
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Hmmm, just call it a hunch I've got about you.
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[He is being so rude to a guy offering him a place to stay for a bit.]
Whatever. You haven't tried to stab me yet.
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Are you always this suspicious of people?
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["Yes. Obviously."]
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I guess--where are you leading me?
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[He hates sweets.]
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No, no, sweets would be a terrible idea for dinner!
[The food cart in questions specializes in sandwiches and... fried food. Takoyaki and the like. :D]
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Sweets being bad for dinner doesn't stop some people. It's disgusting.
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[Nothing against sweets on Heizou's end, but... For dinner? Come on, now.]
Anyway, get whatever you like. It's on me this time.
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[And to test this charity, Kuni gets...quite a lot of food. And tea. He's hungry, and if Heizou is bullshitting this will piss him off.]
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